Fight Club-IC-

This board is for introducing your fighters, talking smack, picking fights and bragging. Have fun here.

A'ight, listen up, ya pansies and wannabes! You're lookin at the real deal! Feast your eyes while you can, cuz I'm the last thing your gonna see before nap time!
And to all you ladies out there, Savage is available, baby! And you know what they say about trolls - we're big ALL over!
That's right! You heard it here first! Come one, come all! We got plenty of cots in the back for all you punk-hoops to recover on!
So who's gonna lemme warm up on 'em first! Step in the ring!

Mauler comes forward
*stands right in front on Savage and stares at his belt buckle*

You talk to much Trog and yea we know all about trolls: to dumb to know when to give up, and the bigger you are the harder you fall.

And ladies dont listen to this braggart, when the gods create a man they only have so much clay to form the body and you can see where all the clay goes when they make a troll *holds up a fight with the little finger half sticking out and wiggles it a little bit* but when a dwarf is made theres is plenty of clay left for brains and...ehh hemm..other things.

So big and dumb, wanna put your money where your huge mouth is or you afraid to be beat by someone half your size?

Savage looks down - waaay down - at the pipsqueak talking to his belt buckle.

"'Mauler'? Don't you mean 'Moler'? You'll have to grow to twice your size to be half my size, punk! And as for 'leftovers,' the reason there's so much leftover from dwarves is because you don't keep adding onto a failed specimen!
If you're in a hurry to hurt, let's do this!"

Mauler to Savage: You shouldda given up you big dummy, put some ice on that arm, you'll be right as rain for a rematch some day

Savage to Mauler: "Its gonna be a whole new ballgame next time, Mauler! You'll see what happens when you anger a troll! Ladies! Who wants to nurse Savage through his recovery? You? Hello Nurse! You just wait, Mauler! We'll meet again, bank on it! Now here, sweetheart, you hold Savage's arm and I'll hold...mmmm mmmm! I think I'm feelin' better already!"